I dream about naps. Click thumbnail for full size.



Royal baby. Click thumbnail for full size.



Royal baby. Click thumbnail for full size.



Your mouth. Click thumbnail for full size.



Less shit from the Dollar Store. Click thumbnail for full size.



Less shit from the Dollar Store. Click thumbnail for full size.



Ho FUCKEB Ho. Click thumbnail for full size.



A Christmas miracle is when I say no to a glass of wine. Click thumbnail for full size.



I tried to make you a batch of rum balls. Click thumbnail for full size.



I tried to make you a batch of rum balls. Click thumbnail for full size.



Someone stole my burrito from the break room. Click thumbnail for full size.



Life is hard for you. Because you're dumb. Click thumbnail for full size.



I wish I could gay marry my hot self. Click thumbnail for full size.



Just one, you little bastard. Click thumbnail for full size.



She said, it's me or the beer. Ha, ha. Anyway. Click thumbnail for full size.



I'm a bitch before coffee. And after. Click thumbnail for full size.



Chill out slut. Click thumbnail for full size.



Coffee keeps me busy until it's time to be drunk. Click thumbnail for full size.



Stay by your phone, I might want to do you. Click thumbnail for full size.



What do we say? Thanks bitch. Click thumbnail for full size.



I'm too pretty to work. Click thumbnail for full size.



Out of my way bitch, I'm fabulous. Click thumbnail for full size.



Beer a bitch. Click thumbnail for full size.



Handsome around the office. Click thumbnail for full size.



Blabbering, let me let you go. Click thumbnail for full size.



Facebook seems slow, everybody blocked. Click thumbnail for full size.



Never seem to age, birthday. Click thumbnail for full size.



Then don't join my fan club. Click thumbnail for full size.



Exhausted by how stupid everyone is getting. Click thumbnail for full size.



I'm smarter than you're. Click thumbnail for full size.



Unpopular because we hate everyone. Click thumbnail for full size.



Happy Birthday! (To me, next week, don't forget.) Click thumbnail for full size.



Then she remembered she was drunk. Click thumbnail for full size.



Someone called me insensitive today. Click thumbnail for full size.



Let's so somewhere and judge people. Click thumbnail for full size.











You can call them what ever you like. Funny, rude pictures, sarcastic eCards, mean e-cards, snarky postcards, ironic, retro, sarcasm, vintage humor cards, but most fans simply call them Bluntcards. They are blunt, abrupt and to the point, often dealing with social commentary, hypocrisy and narcissism. Perfect for family and friends. Great for birthdays, friendship, holidays and everyday.